Awww... you're so sweet My wife found this book at a yard sale So, how's the ham looking? My Thanksigiving monstrosity You had one job...

Polo vs. Lacoste It's a Die Hard Christmas Remove before washing "It was an accident" No, you screwed me Watch out fellas My favorite...

This guy is fed up with his wife's shit, for fuck's sake Bartenders only... Elon Musk's cyber truck design process... No it didn't...

Fixed the dent in my brother's car... Showed up to the airport to pick up my friend with a welcome sign... Somebody stole the angel's...

Nice waterbed puppy! I found this sign above our local bar's men's room Elon Musk's cyber truck design process Apparently they have a...

The reason I wake up in the afternoon My wife had a surprise for me after my vasectomy Not my wife in the trash can Found my stripper...