The Willy Wonka of day drinking When I try to make pulled pork sandwiches at home Just standing in line at Target and spotted this angry...

This guy took forever to make his order Who sent mom to fill their girlfriend up? Because you know you want to You know it's true I was a...

God I love west Texas And a little bit of me just died inside Does anybody want to tell him? This sign in my optometrist office Came home...